Thursday, December 29, 2005
Government Cheese
Frankly, it's been pretty darn boring around here lately. Kaine has picked the usual suspects (for the most part) for his staff, and everything's been in a lull for a while.
That's all about to change.
Get ready for photo-red, droopy drawers, (Insert Child's Name Here)'s Law, and rats. That's right, rats. The Old State Library (the temporary home for the GA this year) is reportedly overrun with rats, and I'm not talking about Republicans or lobbyists. Real, hairy, rabid rodents everywhere. They seem to be coming in through the underground pipes and taking up residence in the walls. Gross stuff. This alone should make for an interesting session. I'm guessing an emergency extermination appropriation bill will be passed within the first week.
So, my question for you is this: Who will be the first delegate or senator bitten by a rat? My vote is for Ben Cline. Why? Because everything he says smells like ripe cheese.
So who is your money on?
Winner gets a nice wedge of Manchego.
(I'm not joking, but quality of cheese not guaranteed)
That's all about to change.
Get ready for photo-red, droopy drawers, (Insert Child's Name Here)'s Law, and rats. That's right, rats. The Old State Library (the temporary home for the GA this year) is reportedly overrun with rats, and I'm not talking about Republicans or lobbyists. Real, hairy, rabid rodents everywhere. They seem to be coming in through the underground pipes and taking up residence in the walls. Gross stuff. This alone should make for an interesting session. I'm guessing an emergency extermination appropriation bill will be passed within the first week.
So, my question for you is this: Who will be the first delegate or senator bitten by a rat? My vote is for Ben Cline. Why? Because everything he says smells like ripe cheese.
So who is your money on?
Winner gets a nice wedge of Manchego.
(I'm not joking, but quality of cheese not guaranteed)
